I fell in love with the succulent cover which beckoned me to buy it.
I almost dirty holding it in my hands. I left the store without my beloved video game.
How could I betray my former true love? TES: The Elder Scrolls... Pure genius of epic proportions!
Game play lasting what could be for months turned into years of fun, stealing everything in site, slashing and hacking everyone and everything for that matter who got in my way. Acting sweet to my imp daddy and mud crab dealer. Ahhh easter egg's how I love thee <3
Anywho back to reality!
I got Skyrim for my birthday, no longer would I be hot and bothered by a silly title.
It's totally going to let me down I was sure. First thing I notice when creating a character, there was no longer a randomization feature which I for one happened to love. I thought it was actually fun to have an option like that in the game. Not having it was a downer. As I waited in line the man in front of me get shot with a bow I picked my name. Scalara. Hell to the yes. I was now Scalara the Great! with a badass tattoo which looked like a scar on my face to boot. I was the by far hottest thing this poor town had ever seen. Even the guard wanted to let me go, it was the brat next to him who told him no.
As I fell back inline, the bastard in front of me proceeded to act like a pansy bitch and got his head chopped off. He deserved it, anyone not fighting for their life must have deserved it anyway.
Here I am, only 17 hours in and am at Lvl.13 and am kicking ass like everything else in the game was a lvl.4, this includes lvl.22 NPCs. I haven't lost my touch. I am a God in a world of blithering drunks. I also have a slave since I am Scalara, Thane of Whiterun. She's cute so I appointed her my New Best friend and rat. (In morrowind you got a rat who held like everything you couldn't). So I make her take the burden. I mean after all why not? She was appointed to me anyways so why not get my uses out of her. I feed her occasionally and clothe her. Hell I even gave her some health potions and Armour. So she has benefits.
My current Quest is Nettlebane. I'm going to gut that tree and get the sap I need to heal the main tree back home. By the way I totally own a house! and it's already fully furnished. Wish I could still upgrade. I have the loot for it so why can't my home be as glamorous?
I also have a beautiful horse! but I freaking lost her! She's a Black and white Paint. So I have a reward out to anyone who's seen her. 5,000 gold. Yeah, so worth it even though she was bought for what 3,000?
I love this game, hands down love it. It's safe to say my love affair has now blossomed into a full time relationship. Beautiful right? Now if only my system was as happy ;)
Got to go. I've got a long journey a head of me. Killing Dragons, Sucking up their souls yeah that sort of Dragon Born thing and I need to get some well deserved sleep.
Until next time minions.
P.s. Who the hell keeps sending fucking Dark Brotherhood Assassins to try and kill me? They should at least come in numbers, I mean geeze one to two strikes and they are done. Seriously? And how the hell are they finding me? I'm hardly ever around anyone! lol It's only when I get with people the bastards show up! I see a trend going on.
I almost dirty holding it in my hands. I left the store without my beloved video game.
How could I betray my former true love? TES: The Elder Scrolls... Pure genius of epic proportions!
Game play lasting what could be for months turned into years of fun, stealing everything in site, slashing and hacking everyone and everything for that matter who got in my way. Acting sweet to my imp daddy and mud crab dealer. Ahhh easter egg's how I love thee <3
Anywho back to reality!
I got Skyrim for my birthday, no longer would I be hot and bothered by a silly title.
It's totally going to let me down I was sure. First thing I notice when creating a character, there was no longer a randomization feature which I for one happened to love. I thought it was actually fun to have an option like that in the game. Not having it was a downer. As I waited in line the man in front of me get shot with a bow I picked my name. Scalara. Hell to the yes. I was now Scalara the Great! with a badass tattoo which looked like a scar on my face to boot. I was the by far hottest thing this poor town had ever seen. Even the guard wanted to let me go, it was the brat next to him who told him no.
As I fell back inline, the bastard in front of me proceeded to act like a pansy bitch and got his head chopped off. He deserved it, anyone not fighting for their life must have deserved it anyway.
Here I am, only 17 hours in and am at Lvl.13 and am kicking ass like everything else in the game was a lvl.4, this includes lvl.22 NPCs. I haven't lost my touch. I am a God in a world of blithering drunks. I also have a slave since I am Scalara, Thane of Whiterun. She's cute so I appointed her my New Best friend and rat. (In morrowind you got a rat who held like everything you couldn't). So I make her take the burden. I mean after all why not? She was appointed to me anyways so why not get my uses out of her. I feed her occasionally and clothe her. Hell I even gave her some health potions and Armour. So she has benefits.
My current Quest is Nettlebane. I'm going to gut that tree and get the sap I need to heal the main tree back home. By the way I totally own a house! and it's already fully furnished. Wish I could still upgrade. I have the loot for it so why can't my home be as glamorous?
I also have a beautiful horse! but I freaking lost her! She's a Black and white Paint. So I have a reward out to anyone who's seen her. 5,000 gold. Yeah, so worth it even though she was bought for what 3,000?
I love this game, hands down love it. It's safe to say my love affair has now blossomed into a full time relationship. Beautiful right? Now if only my system was as happy ;)
Got to go. I've got a long journey a head of me. Killing Dragons, Sucking up their souls yeah that sort of Dragon Born thing and I need to get some well deserved sleep.
Until next time minions.
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